The Absurdist : Duties of the rampant liberal ~ VS.~ The soul of the conservative

I must admire the the dedication to form , without substance , and emotion without honor
that is the path of the socialistic dogma driven left .
Harrison Bergeron cometh !
Absurdism respects all of the idiosynchratic shortcomings of our flawed humanity with gratitude.
Irony is my meat , and potato !
Bureaucracy is the master plan of any , and all absurdists . it is the canvas on wich i paint , and it is the hole in my sock that makes my heel stick to my inner soul .(no , i didn't mean innersole you fool ... I am an absurdist . stop correcting me . don't you know how ridiculous it is to correct an absurdist ?)
where was I . . . ?
Oh yes, the heart of the matter.FIRE CONGRESS !
We have enough laws already.
They can easily be replaced by windows office updates .
FIRE the I.R.S. !
We have a capital city that is filled with people that do one thing very well .....They raise money .
I don't mind paying taxes. I just want to decide how my money is spent .
If government wants special funding for a project let them ask politely dammit !
Whats the matter ? don't you believe in democracy ? Shouldn't the will of the people be
the determining factor in the course of our fates ?
Don't you trust us with our own resources?
Do you think we'll waste it all on video games , and candy ?
I propose a "consensuship" with referendum on each policy of , by , and for the people !
The system of checks , and balances is not functioning .
We need to bring it into the twenty first century .
One or two representatives for how many people /regions/income brackets?
Who in your government is representing you ?
Is it someone of your income level , that resides in your geographic region , with you goals ,
and your proffesional background?
Is it someone you call "peer"?
Is it an elitist/ power mad /thief that will take your family home for "eminant domain"?
Is it someone that won't pass Jessica's law because they are crooked , and greedy?
I have a magnetic strip on my banckcard that is secure enough to guard my personal funds .
I propose that it is secure enough to guard my vote (my duty as an american citizen to vote on policy/law/spending each day ....would probably
take as much time as getting my account balance and paying some bills )
Are you too lazy to really take your government by the reigns , and be responsible for your own future instead of just whining about your leaders?
Do you like the idea of a government that takes care of your every need ,and tells you what to think with clever manipulation, and fear mongering?(they can't .bureucracy exists only to perpetuate itself .)
GROW UP !
(and leave the ridiculous to someone open to the idea of absurdity as a philanthropic service)
This country is a tremendous untapped resource ( a braintrust if you will).
Let the people govern , not a bunch of tired old salesmen , and slavering extortionists .
Who was it that said " no taxation without representation"?
What do you think that means ?
What do you think a real american would do ?
daydream about being the next american idol ?
wait for someone else to do it ?